SATURDAY - January 2nd 2010

Get the Flueshot that's better than a vaccine! Come into your local Flueshot Clinic where the administration of Flueshots are accompanied with positivity, cheering and clapping. You can even get your shot online - the anticipated arrival alone is guaranteed to raise spirits and align your teal & red blood cells.

The best news is that for a limited time, many of these Flueshots are on SALE! These are some of the most effective Flueshots our Fluevogologists have ever developed and at these prices it's almost like free health care. (Side effects include instant jubilation, chronic butterflies, and dizziness caused by increased levels of compliment reception.)